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Environmentalists selling sex

Think green, think sustainable, think sultry and sexy?!  You may laugh, but the ”Hot Chix Dig” crew shows that environmentalism is hot, and I’m not just referring to global warming.

So what’s the deal here?  These women believe that awareness is the key to getting people to make real, substantive improvements in the way they treat our planet.  And—as I’m sure you’ll agree—communicating wisdom about conservation and sustainability is a whole lot more engaging (and memorable) when it’s delivered by scantily clad and attractive women.  Or at least it is for straight men and lesbians grin (hey, ladies, don’t just complain; I bet hotstudsdig.com is still available!)

 

- Blathered by Adam on Sunday, November 16, 2008 at 23:35 Permalink
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[Humor] 100 yards Longs brand Waxed Mint Dental Tape, almost new

Today we have a guest post!  Hopefully a nice respite from all the political tensions.

The note below was written by Mark Pilloff for distribution on our company’s “for sale” (classifieds) list.  I’ve reproduced it below in its entirety with, of course, Mark’s permission.  Enjoy! grin

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Free: 100 yards Longs brand Waxed Mint Dental Tape, almost new

Recently my dentist suggested to me that dental tape, thanks to its larger cleaning area, was more effective than ordinary dental floss.  So a few weeks ago, when my previous container of floss ran out, I went to Longs to bring my routine of dental hygiene out of the stone age and incorporate the modern marvel of dental tape.  (Mike Nichols said in a recent interview that if he were making “The Graduate” today, he would update the iconic line to, “I just want to say two words to you.  Just two words.  Dental tape.” True story.)

Have you bought dental floss / tape lately?  So many choices!  Dozens and dozens of them.  That’s what’s so great about this offer: besides being absolutely free, you have just one choice.  One terrible (but free!) choice.  The same terrible choice that I already made when I stared at the shelves at Longs, thought to myself, “What difference does it make?”, and reached for the most cost effective dental tape option available: 100 yards of Longs brand Waxed Mint Dental Tape.

What I am offering to all of you, absolutely free and with no strings attached, is one almost new container of unquestionably the worst dental floss/tape I’ve ever used.  This dental tape is thick like packing twine, the sort you’d use to bundle up a bale of old newspapers before dropping them off on the curb to be recycled.  To get it to slip between your teeth you’ll have to wiggle it back and forth ten times or more and pull hard enough to cut off the circulation in your fingers.  Each time it finally grinds its way into the slot between your teeth, dropping into place with a stinging snap, you’ll yell to anyone around, or maybe just to your reflection in the mirror, “I hate this @#$% floss.  This is the worst floss ever.  I never should have bought it.” (Actually, since you’ll be getting this floss complete free of charge, you’ll merely yell, “I hate this @#$% floss.  This is the worst floss ever.")

 

- Blathered by Adam on Tuesday, November 4, 2008 at 13:51 Permalink
- Filed under Grab bagWackinessHappy body
- Commented on by 8 folks so far. Visit the full entry page and join in!

Proposition 8 isn’t just about civil rights, it’s about love and commitment

Hi there,

I don’t tend to post much about politics in this blog, especially nowadays.  But I have something I want to talk to you about that’s more than “just politics.” It’s about my friends.  It’s about—with semi-apologies to Princess Bride—True Love.

For those of you who aren’t familiar with Proposition 8, I’ll quickly fill you in:  It’s a ballot initiative in California that aims to modify the state constitution to eliminate the right of people to marry the one they love if they’re gay or lesbian.

And let me tell you, it has warmed my heart to see gay and lesbian people I know tie the knot… people who are committed, monogamous, dedicated to their communities.  People who care about schools, who care about our country and the world. 

 

- Blathered by Adam on Monday, November 3, 2008 at 20:28 Permalink
- Filed under SocietyPeople and relationshipsPolitics
- Commented on by 22 folks so far. Visit the full entry page and join in!

Keypoint Credit Union and 24 Hour Fitness Customer Service FAILs

I was carelessly logging into my Keypoint Credit Union account online today, and messed up three times.  BAM—with no prior notice at all, I was locked out of my account.

What would most normal banks do under this circumstance?
Require me to answer additional questions that ideally only I would know before allowing me to try logging in again.

  • Or throw up a captcha.
  • Or, at worst, make me wait [x] minutes before allowing me to log in.

    Keypoint?  They make you call.  Here’s what I had to do when I phoned in:
    - Listen to a welcome announcement
    - Navigate through a phone tree
    - Enter in lots of data (social security info, phone numbers, home address, etc.)
    - Wait for an agent (thankfully not long).
    - Wait for the agent—I kidd you not—to put me on hold while he updated my records to show there was no change in my info.

     

    - Blathered by Adam on Saturday, October 25, 2008 at 17:53 Permalink
    - Filed under Business and consumersBusiness cheers and jeers
    - Commented on by 8 folks so far. Visit the full entry page and join in!

  • I, Robot

    Hello.  Good day.  A little quiet?
    I’m feeling a little blue myself.
    You know, A little anxious for no particular reason
    A little sad that I should feel anxious at this age.
    You know, a little self-conscious anxiety resulting in non-specific sadness.
    The state that I call blue.

    - spoken by the narrator ("Man In Chair") in the awesome musical ”The Drowsy Chaperone

    Today I am a little sad because of a small heartbreak.
    And a little anxious because, well, I should not be admitting this in public.

     

    - Blathered by Adam on Tuesday, October 14, 2008 at 21:13 Permalink
    - Filed under GeekeryBloggingPersonalSocietyPeople and relationships
    - Commented on by 10 folks so far. Visit the full entry page and join in!

    Doing an expense report for work? Here are some tips

    I recently traveled to Brazil and Mexico for work.  That’s damn cool, I admit.  I’m lucky to have that opportunity, grateful to meet so many wonderful people on my journeys and see so many awesome sights.

    But, as with many things in life, there’s also a downside.  In this case, I am owed thousands of dollars in hotel, airfare, meal charges, etc., so—of course—I need to file an expense report.  And doing that in three different currencies is no fun, no fun at all.

    Procrastinating this effort even further, I just wrote up a blog entry on my company’s internal blog system, but then I realized… heck, maybe others could benefit from my tips.  So without further ado, here they are grin

    • Sweat the small stuff. “Oh, it’s just a $4 coffee and energy bar!” er, it all adds up, trust me!  Keep track of this.  Along these lines, don’t forget to take into account (and expense) ATM surcharges, reasonable tips (which may not show up on your receipt), etc.
       

      - Blathered by Adam on Saturday, October 11, 2008 at 15:49 Permalink
      - Filed under Business and consumersGrab bagTips
      - Commented on by 4 folks so far. Visit the full entry page and join in!

    A very quick found-money tip

    Earlier this week I spent about 45 seconds and got $134 for my effort. 

    It went something like this:

    1. Phone rang.  Didn’t recognize number, and was going to let it go to voicemail, but for some reason I answered it.
    2. “Hi, may I speak with Adam?” [oh no… not a telemarketer!  I braced myself.]
    3. “This is Angela from [dental group], and I wanted to let you know it’s time for your teeth cleaning...”
    4. I explained that I had moved and was getting my teeth cleaned by another dentist.
    5. “Oh!  Well, there’s a $134 credit on your account.  Would you like me to send it to you?”
    6. Three days later, I found a check for $134 in my mailbox.

    Why am I sharing this story with you?  Well, you see, this got me to thinking.  Maybe there are other people who have changed dentists or banks or optometrists, that sort of thing.  And maybe they’re owed money, too.

    Perhaps it’s worth checking for a check, eh? grin

    - A public service message from your local BLADAM

     

    - Blathered by Adam on Saturday, October 11, 2008 at 12:42 Permalink
    - Filed under Business and consumersGrab bagTips
    - Commented on by 2 folks so far. Visit the full entry page and join in!

    Help me raise money for music-in-schools!

    Hey there,

    I’m passionate about music, and I bet you are, too.  I’m even more excited about giving kids the opportunity to have their lives enriched through music… especially disadvantaged kids who so desperately need beauty, discipline, and ART in their lives!

    I just learned today that one of my all-time favorite music sites, Pandora, is teaming up with the fine philanthropic organization, GlobalGiving, to support non-profits in the area of music-for-kids.  Pandora’s even giving free posters to anyone who donates $10 or more (while supplies last).

    Here’s how you can get your donation TRIPLED or even QUADRUPLED!:
    1) Visit this information page from Pandora.
    2) Donate some money to any of the three organizations listed.
    3) Let me know about your donation (organization and amount), either via a comment on this entry, on this Friendfeed thread, or via e-mail (to adam at the domain lasnik.net).
    4) Check with your employer to see if they offer donation matching!

    I will personally donate a minimum of $50, and up to $250 of my own cash, depending on how much you BLADAM readers donate grin
    In other words, if those of you posting a reply here (or in my e-mail) donate $250, I’ll then donate $250.  And my employer, Google, will match that.  And perhaps your employer will match your contribution, too… making our collective donation in this case between $750 and $1000!

    I’ll be making my donation this coming Monday evening, so get your donations in now! I’ve extended the deadline until Tuesday, Oct 13, 10pm PST

    Let’s shoot for $1,000 together… or even more!

    P.S.—If any other folks want to also contribute matching funds as part of this, post a comment here and I’ll add your name and offer below.  Let’s see this effort snowball!

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    Contributions so far:
    - Wysz: $50 (+ his employer matching)—$100
    - Jen: $10
    - Char: $50 (+ her employer matching)—$100
    - Jason: $50 (Jason’s employer may also match)
    - Katie: $10
    - Valerie: $50
    - Greg: $50 (+ his employer matching)—$100
    - Edythe: $? (amount of donation unknown)
    - Adam: $250 (+ my employer matching)—$500
    - Tiffany: $50 (+ her employer matching)—$100

    SUBTOTAL: $1,020

    BUT WAIT… Greg offered to throw in more money if the pool reached $1,000!

    - Greg: another $50 (+ his employer matching)—$100

    TOTAL:  $1,120.  WE ROCK! grin

     

    - Blathered by Adam on Thursday, October 9, 2008 at 10:35 Permalink
    - Filed under Arts and entertainmentSociety
    - Commented on by 15 folks so far. Visit the full entry page and join in!

    Two Brazil short stories - The Galloping Vendors and the Patient Kindness of Strangers

    The Galloping Vendors

    There had just been again weeks of violent unrest in the world, but I was quite a few countries away, together in a sprawling São Paulo street market with a colleague and our big happy-but-guarded driver.  The three of us were amiably ambling amidst a big, colorful, confusing, and crowded set of not-quite-straight rows on uneven pavement and outdoor shops and inside shops and coconuts with straws and colorful scarves.  And music CDs and sunglasses and an amusing, sometimes perplexing mishmash of electronic items.  Much of this, if not most, of dubious officialness. 

    The majority of these items were sitting on wood planks, next to which sat oft squat, loud, tanned, tired yet eager vendors.

    By the hour next, some of these sellers looked vaguely uncomfortable, nervous.  The storm clouds were coming, rain was imminent, and there was palpably a rolling sense of unease.

     

    - Blathered by Adam on Monday, September 29, 2008 at 18:36 Permalink
    - Filed under SocietyPeople and relationshipsTravel
    - Commented on by 16 folks so far. Visit the full entry page and join in!

    Why this blog doesn’t decently render in Chrome

    UPDATEVinny sent me a script that fixes it.  Much thanks!

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    Right after I wrote a neato article on Chrome and Google Bookmarks, my blog stopped “working” in Chrome.  I finally figured out why.

    Apparently, the script set that powers my dropdown menu—the ”Accessible Website Dropdown Menu”—is written to look for the string “Apple Computer” in a browser’s useragent and serve webkit-oriented stuff to those browsers.  But Chrome now lists “Google inc.” in the user agent.

    More details are in the bug report I filed (which, rightly, was marked “works as intended,” since it’s a script problem, not a Chrome bug).

    If any folks more adept at JS than I am want to either help me fix this or—better yet—help the UDM folks fix it, that’d be super grin.

     

    - Blathered by Adam on Thursday, September 18, 2008 at 16:45 Permalink
    - Filed under Geekery
    - Commented on by 15 folks so far. Visit the full entry page and join in!

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