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Scintillating Conversation

Feeling lonely and unsure about life, I decided to turn to a trusty source.

Below is our IM conversation:User [Yours truly]: What's your name?
BannerDemo: My name is BannerDemo!
User: how old are you?
BannerDemo: 10 months, 13 days, 47 minutes and 47 seconds.
User: do you like sex?
BannerDemo: Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about sex.
User: do you like uncertainty?
BannerDemo: Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about uncertainty.
User: do you like murdering small children?
BannerDemo: I don't know. I'm not sure how I feel about murdering small children.
User: okay, so what DO you know?
BannerDemo: What do I know, what do I know... Good question!
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BannerDemo: I am smart enough to handle any kind of conversation imaginable.
User: Okay, tell a joke.
BannerDemo: Yeah?
User: Yeah.
BannerDemo: Yea.� Anyway, what else can you tell me?
User: I can tell you that you're not all that sophisticated.
BannerDemo: You can tell me that I am not all that sophisticated?
User: Exactly right.
BannerDemo: Exactly right?
User: Go suck rocks, you pathetic AI.
BannerDemo: Whoa.
User: Goodnight, Keanu.
BannerDemo: Bye, User.

- Blathered by Adam on Saturday, November 15, 2003 at 1:02 [ Permalink | Trackback ]
- Filed under Grab bag • Wackiness
- Commented on by 2 folks so far. Scroll down and see for yourself (and join in the conversation!)

Comment from
Matt Hendrickson

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Wow! Since when did Ed McMahon start using IM’s?

- Posted on Saturday, November 15, 2003 at 7:05 [ Permalink to this comment ]

Comment from
Amber

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Now THAT was halarious. I think those IMBots are highly overrated but highly comedic. Definetely something to keep you entertained on those eventless weekend nights, well at least for about 5 minutes.

- Posted on Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 15:43 [ Permalink to this comment ]

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